ESPN says "Now That's Good Football"

Oh wait, they were talking about the Giants!

Diana says "That was emBEARrassing." I say "It was unBEARable." Michael says "It's not real. Wait for the real season."

Well he could be right. To put a positive spin on an ugly night, last year the Bears were 0-3 in preseason play. So far this year, we're 1-1. And Cutler didn't have his brains scrambled so ... bring on the Titans!

Recipe for Disaster

The Bears set a record for allowing the most sacks in one half in NFL history. Jay Cutler left the game with a concussion. Second string quarterback Todd Collins got knocked out of the game leaving it to Caleb Hanie to finish.

Rather than my Giant Fat Sandwich - which was delicious by the way - leading us to a 4-0 record, it led to Giant Ugly Football. While the Bears are busy regrouping and tending to their wounds, I have to do the same in the kitchen. What's the perfect recipe for success against the Carolina Panthers? Help!