Saturday, October 8, 2016

Football Warm Ups

The Illini game was -almost- a good warm up. However, they lost in overtime. Sorry Lovie. The Illini seems to have more ways to lose in their playbook that you'll have to overcome.

What's on the menu for the Colts tomorrow? I'm torn. Last week I had to travel for business and couldn't cook. Heck, I was so busy, I didn't even get to eat until after the game. Please, let's hope not eating is the answer.

Also, I didn't wear my jersey. I'm beginning to think it's time for a new jersey. One that doesn't have the Cutler curse all over it. Also, my current jersey was a gift from my ex. Yes, maybe shopping is the answer.

This week a fancy-schmanzy new grocery store opened in Champaign. It features a high percentage of local produce, a restaurant, walking track and a bar. You can even have wine as you shop. This community just keeps getting better.

Here are some ideas for tomorrow's game winning menu. Go Bears!

Traditional Indiana Breaded Tenderloin Sandwich


Ingredients:
4 (4 ounce) slices of pork tenderloin, cut across the grain
1 egg, beaten
2 tablespoons milk
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon onion powder
1/4 teaspoon seasoned salt
1/4 teaspoon dried marjoram
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
 1 1/2 cups bread crumbs
1/2 cup peanut oil for frying

Sandwich Choices:
4 Kaiser rolls, split
4 teaspoons mayonnaise, or as needed (optional)
4 teaspoons ketchup, or as needed (optional)
4 teaspoons prepared yellow mustard, or as needed (optional)
4 leaves lettuce (optional)
4 slices tomato (optional)
4 slices onion (optional)
4 slices pickle, for garnish (optional)

Directions:
1.   Place each slice of pork tenderloin between two pieces of sturdy plastic (such as a cut-up large plastic freezer bag), and flatten the cutlet until it's about 1/4 inch thick, and about 3 1/2 by 5 inches in size.
2.   Beat the eggs and milk together in a shallow bowl, and whisk in the garlic powder, onion powder, seasoned salt, marjoram, oregano, salt, and pepper until the spices are well blended into the mixture. Place the bread crumbs in a shallow bowl.
3.   Dip each flattened cutlet into the seasoned milk-egg mixture and then into the bread crumbs, thoroughly coating the cutlets with crumbs. Set the breaded cutlets aside on a piece of parchment or waxed paper; do not stack.
4.   Heat the oil in a large skillet until the oil is shimmering. Gently lower the cutlets, one at a time, into the hot oil, and fry until golden brown on each side, about 8 minutes per cutlet. Drain the cutlets on paper towels.
5.   Preheat oven broiler, and set the oven rack about 6 inches from the heat source.
Spread the Kaiser rolls open with the cut sides up, and broil until the rolls are toasted and hot, about 1 minute. Top each roll with a fried cutlet (hopefully the sides of the meat will hang out of the roll by at least an inch on each side); top each cutlet with choice of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, lettuce, tomato, onion, and a pickle slice, if desired.


Corn Fritters

Ingredients:

3 cups oil for frying
1 cup sifted all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon white sugar
1 egg, lightly beaten
1/2 cup milk
1 tablespoon shortening, melted
1 (12 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained
Sugar

Directions

1. Heat oil in a heavy pot or deep fryer to 365 degrees F (185 degrees C)
2. In a medium bowl, combine flour, baking powder, salt and sugar
3. Beat together egg, milk, and melted shortening
4. Stir into flour mixture
5. Mix in the corn kernels
6. Drop fritter batter by spoonfuls into the hot oil, and fry until golden
7. Drain on paper towels

8. Sprinkle with sugar and serve hot


Monday, October 3, 2016

Thoughts From The Kitchen

A lot of emotions have passed by in the last 2 weeks. Despair, disgust, desperation, and disguise.  Yes, disguise is an emotion if you confront those who claim to be something they're not - they are in disguise. Consider Cauliflower rice. There is no such thing. Once you put the cauliflower into the food processor and pulverize it into what resembles rice, it is neither rice or cauliflower. Just don't even go there. It's such a disappointment.

The same has been true of those men wearing Bears uniforms. I only know a few names. Most of the real Bears are gone - Urlacher, Forte, Robbie Gould, OMG. Then Cutler hurt his thumb and Hoyer stepped in.  Hoyer did a nice job and the team seemed to want to rally around him. Further, a home field win was fabulous

However, Robbie's replacement, once again, missed a field goal we have come to count on. Finally, da Bears made their best effort to lose the game at the end when they were penalized for illegal formation when they didn't send enough men onto the field and Detroit ran for an 85 yard touchdown. Really coach? Really?

Not one to dis' a win, I am hoping for something more resembling the Monsters of the Midway in places other than my candy bowl.

What do you have planned for the Colts, Bears cooks?  In the past, we've enjoyed Midwestern favorites like pork or corn dishes. Do you want some recipes or should we stay silent?